Sell all your toys to a brother/father/trusted friend for like $1 each. thats what a buddy did of mine. his wife couldn't say anything cuz they were his to sell. and he had to split the money w/ her. boy was she pissed to get $5 lol. but its all legal. the titles would be in someone elses name and therefore are not eligible for property split in the divorce. best of luck bro.
^ wish I could help. Did you have it on mautofield and craigslist too? What would a dealer give you for it?
Ya could always sell it to me for $20. And when ya get back from serving, i'll sell it back to ya for the same.